Start off Valentine’s Day right with this story of a young woman who is incapable of finding love, or finds it in all the wrong places. Growing up in a world where everyone attempts to abuse her, she defends herself the only plausible way she knows how – biting them. Every rose has its thorns, […]
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Insidious (2010)
A man, his wife and three children move into a new house in a new town, when almost immediately strange things begin to occur. Books fall off shelves, weird noises, voices on the baby monitor, etc. A psychic is called to cleanse the house of any ghosts but stumbles upon a demon that is after […]
My Soul to Take (2010)
A serial killer with multiple personalities is being rushed to the hospital after being shot and stabbed multiple times. He wakes up and kills an EMT, crashing the ambulance and disappearing into the river. Simultaneously, seven premature births take place at the hospital. 16 years later, one by one the teens born that night are […]
Apollo 18 (2011)
A top secret Apollo mission took place years ago, and all of the astronauts were eaten by rock monsters. It’s true because we say so. Come on guys, don’t make it too easy for me… 1. Here’s an original take on aliens: ‘Moon rocks are actually aliens that eat people’. So many things not making […]
Forget Me Not (2009)
A group of partying teenagers decide to play a game of hide and seek in a graveyard, when one of the teens encounters a ghost. One by one the teens get killed and, immediately after death, everyone else in the movie forgets they were even alive. Before I get into this review, I cannot stress […]
The Awakening (2011)
Over the past week or so I’ve had this movie shoved down my throat from advertisements all over the internet, saying how great of a horror movie it is. Obviously, it made the list. A horny young educated woman in 1921 has become famous for debunking ghost sitings and exposing psychics as frauds. She is […]
V/H/S (2012)
Honestly, I feel like reviewing this movie is like picking on the blind kid at the playground; he can’t help running face-first into the wall, but you’d think after doing it 30 times he’d learn his lesson. A group of trouble-making twenty-somethings, who are just really terrible people, have been hired to break into an […]
The Thing (2011)
Meant to be a direct prequel to John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’, this movie takes the tone of suspense and horror and changes it to that of a sci-fi action film about aliens. Yay… The story revolves around a girl named “Kate” and her constant dilemma of who to trust as an alien thaws out and […]
The Woman in Black (2012)
Prepare yourself for one hell of a depressing movie. My god. The opening scene depicts three sisters having a tea party, then jumping out a window. This leads to the introduction of Daniel Radcliffe’s character who sees visions of his wife that died giving birth to their son – and we’re just getting started. He […]
The Apparition (2012)
Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) has continued his rivalry with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) outside of the wizard movies and into horror. Or maybe it’s a coincidence that they both came out with horror movies about ghosts in the same year. Even with Felton having a studio like Warner Bros. behind the reins of ‘The Apparition’, […]