Oh, good grief. Here’s another “found footage” horror movie straight from the unimaginative minds of some lackluster film students that graduated from “Who Cares University” located in Copycat, California. Seriously though, hasn’t this fad already run its course? No? Well, then let’s get this review over with so I can mentally prepare for more of […]
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Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
Although expressly titled “Leprechaun: Origins” it is unclear whether this is an actual prequel to the series. In fact, I’m fairly certain this film has nothing to do with any previous Leprechaun titles. So, why call it Leprechaun: Origins? Why not just call it Leprechaun? This question and many more will be explored as we […]
13 Sins / Cheap Thrills (2014)
It has been a long time since I’ve posted a review, and boy, it sure wasn’t from lack of material. Now that I have my priorities straight, how about we catch up on all of the fun we’ve missed, eh? I thought I’d start off this new season of horror-ble movies with a double-header review […]
Eyes of Fire (1983)
This Thanksgiving let’s delve into a movie that sums up everything the holiday was meant to represent – food, fellowship, and killer tree people… Wait, what? Eyes of Fire is the tale of a group of settlers in 1750 that fall into each others company after the town preacher is caught having an affair with […]
Halloween 2 (2009)
Immediately following the events of the first “Halloween”, this movie picks up with Lauri Strode being found wandering the streets, crying out in shock, traumatized by the horrific events that preceded. She is taken to the hospital, gets stitched up, and you fans of the original series all know what happens next, right? If not, […]
The Stuff (1985)
An old man working in a mining plant discovers a pile of bubbling white goo on the ground. Naturally, he sticks his fingers into the goo, stares briefly, and begins to lick them clean. Some time later (literally the very next shot), there’s a container of “The Stuff” in a family’s refrigerator, so I’m assuming […]
You’re Next (2013)
An 8-year old boy who is accidentally left behind must defend his home against idiotic burglars. Oh, wait. That’s “Home Alone”. My bad. A family of wasps learn to work together as they try to stay alive while masked men attempt to kill them. One by one, they are killed off until a lone woman […]
Curse of Chucky (2013)
A paraplegic woman living with her wealthy, verbally abusive mother receives a mysterious package – a doll. More specifically, Chucky. Immediately discarded in a trash can, no one suspects Chucky of being the psychopathic mass murderer that he is… until the young woman finds her mother in a pool of blood later that night. As […]
Jason X (2001)
So, what better way to celebrate Friday the 13th than with the worst, most god-awful Friday the 13th movie ever made? By not watching it – that’s how. It’s the year 2455, and Earth as we know it is dead for some unexplained reason. Luckily, there was a backup planet named “Earth 2” and its […]
The Purge (2013)
The year is 2022. America’s unemployment is at 1%. Crime is at an all-time low. Violence barely exists, with one exception… Purge Day, the day all emergency services are suspended from 7pm to 7am and all crime is decriminalized. This is the story of one family’s struggle during the night of the Purge. Now, if […]