A group of college friends decide to spend the weekend before graduation at a house on a lake owned by Muffy, one of the girls in the group. Muffy’s birthday happens to land on April Fool’s Day, so the group is naturally ripe with pranks, gags and jokes. However, when innocent pranks turn into a […]
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Clown (2014)
Realtor and loving father, Kent, doesn’t want his son to be disappointed on his birthday when the clown he hired cancels, so he dresses up as a clown using an old costume he finds in a house he’s trying to sell. Upon putting on the costume, however, he discovers that it is impossible to remove, […]
The Boy Next Door (2015)
Jennifer Lopez plays a teacher who is going through a shaky divorce with a cheating husband, meanwhile trying to raise her teenage son who has weird allergies to… air? I’m not sure. Anyway, her elderly next door neighbor has his 19-year-old nephew taking care of him while he recovers from some stupid thing, I don’t […]
Frogs (1972)
While the poster, title and hype would have you believe this film is about mutant killer frogs that are hellbent on devouring people, I’m afraid to inform you that it isn’t. My best efforts to summarize the plot for you guys will only further confuse and befuddle you, but here goes: Sam Elliott plays a […]
Voices (2015)
A mild-mannered employee of a bathtub manufacturing company enjoys the simple things in life, like small talk with co-workers, obliviously overlooking flirtatious remarks from the cute girl in accounting, planning parties for work, and spending time with his dog and cat. He is a simple man with simple interests… and a psychotic schizophrenic with violent […]
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Tonight, I delve into the creatively twisted and disturbingly brilliant creation of Clive Barker’s sequel to 1987’s Hellraiser. Unlike the original Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser II was not directed by Clive Barker, but instead directed by Tony Randel and based on the story and characters created by Clive Barker. While the first film focused mainly on […]
American Horror Story Season 4: "Freak S
After all of the excitement and build up to the visually stunning fourth season of American Horror Story, appropriately subtitled “Freak Show,” I had really high hopes. However, upon actually watching the first two episodes, I have to be completely honest, (as you know, I always am), and admit the show isn’t all it was […]
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
In the most recent addition to the Texas Chainsaw franchise, “Texas Chainsaw 3D” completely flips it on its head by removing key characters and including a seemingly misunderstood, pitiful Leatherface. It was a bold move by the filmmakers – a move that was not received with praise by a lot of hardcore fans of the […]
ABC’s of Death 2 (2014)
26 directors were each given a letter of the alphabet and complete artistic freedom over the short films they created revolving around that letter. Here we go. It’s been 2 years since we last watched the ABC’s of Death, and now, as promised, we have been delivered a sequel that pushes the envelope even further […]
The Quiet Ones (2014)
Tonight, we take a look at a horror movie that attempts to redefine what it means to use loud noises in an attempt to be scary. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get through this with at least some hearing intact, although the slight ringing in my ears may be cause for concern. I FEEL LIKE […]