Much like “The Forgotten”, “Signs” and “The Fourth Kind”, this is yet another alien movie that tries its best to not mention the word “alien”, or at least mention it as infrequently as possible, to prevent the audience from realizing what a silly plot it really is. Honestly, how seriously could you take a movie […]
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Author: Jimmy Hudson
Just a fan of horror telling it like it is.
Critters 2 (1988)
Almost didn’t make it in time for Easter, but luckily I found the perfect horror-ble movie to bring in this special holiday. Based some time after the first “Critters” film, “Critters 2” takes place with a now older “Brad” (the pasty ginger boy from the first film) returning to town because… actually, they never explain […]
The Frankenstein Theory (2013)
I’m sure you all remember “The Last Exorcism Part 2” releasing in theaters. What you might not be aware of is on that very same opening weekend, “The Frankenstein Theory” also released – from the same people that made “The Last Exorcism”. It makes sense that a lot of you missed this one considering there […]
Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)
The movie opens with an alcoholic priest trying to kill a rainbow with a shovel. Leprechaun shows up to claim his gold, but the priest manages to use Holy (four-leaf clover) water to banish him to Hell underneath a playground. Fast forward to one year later and we get to the plot. 50 cent and […]
I Spit On Your Grave (2010)
A young woman rents a cabin in a backwoods mountain town to work on writing her second novel. The peace and quiet of the woods proves to be only a false sense of security as half a dozen men sexually assault her. Left for dead, the young woman seeks out revenge on her attackers in […]
The Box (2009)
Cameron Diaz is a southern school teacher who gets fired after a student insults her about her deformed foot, driving her to reveal the foot in class. Her husband, a NASA employee, discovers he has been rejected from the astronaut program. Now in the midst of financial struggles, an old man with a disfigured face […]
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
If you manage to make it passed the plot description and still require five reasons why this movie is Horror-ble, you are either incredibly, judgmentally inept or just enjoy reading my blog. Either way, thank you for the support. Enjoy. Seven years after the first “Silent Hill” adventure, Alessa (named “Sharon” by her adopted parents […]
Mama (2013)
Following a stock market crash, a now poor businessman returns home, shooting his wife and kidnapping his children. Icy roads and irresponsible driving lead to a car wreck and the man takes his children to an abandoned cabin in the woods. Attempting to shoot one of his daughters, the businessman is killed by a ghost […]
Teeth (2007)
Start off Valentine’s Day right with this story of a young woman who is incapable of finding love, or finds it in all the wrong places. Growing up in a world where everyone attempts to abuse her, she defends herself the only plausible way she knows how – biting them. Every rose has its thorns, […]
Insidious (2010)
A man, his wife and three children move into a new house in a new town, when almost immediately strange things begin to occur. Books fall off shelves, weird noises, voices on the baby monitor, etc. A psychic is called to cleanse the house of any ghosts but stumbles upon a demon that is after […]