Suspenseful, creepy, and relentless, La Llorona is one mean, crazy, child-killing ghost woman. Summoned by unknown means, La Llorona shows up with only one intention – to steal and kill children. Much like other curses in horror movies, the film opens at the end of one family’s horrible encounter with the curse which is then […]
Assassination Nation (2018)
Preachy, dumb, full of angst; everything you’d expect from the mind of a teenager. It’s one thing to have an underlying message in a movie, but please don’t start preaching to the audience through some overwritten narrative as if we’re unable to follow such a superficial plot. If you have any interest to watch this […]
Suspiria (2018)
Susie, an American dancer, gets accepted to a prestigious dance academy in Germany, where her dance director (Tilda Swinton) insists she learn French, for some reason. Meanwhile, a curious therapist (also played by Tilda Swinton) sets out on an investigation into the academy after one of the students, his patient, goes missing. After two and […]
The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018)
Officer Megan Reed is a pill-addicted cop whose first assignment out of rehab is to perform autopsies in the city morgue on the night that the corpse of Hannah Grace arrives. I’m assuming Officer Reed’s character was written to have a pill addiction as a way to tarnish her credibility when she starts telling people […]
Into the Dark (Season 1, Episode 4): New...
Four former high school friends gather for a final party together to celebrate the New Year. What Danielle doesn’t know, is the other three girls have devised a plan to expose her past and ruin her future. Things don’t go as planned when Danielle turns out to be a manipulative psychopath. If you don’t want […]
The Nun (2018)
Set in 1952 Romania, a Catholic priest named Father Burke is sent to investigate the apparent suicide of a nun outside the front steps of a local monastery, accompanied by nun-in-training Sister Irene and a local villager, nicknamed “Frenchie”. The trio seek to find answers from the other nuns living at the monastery, but that […]
Hereditary (2018)
Following the passing of her mother, Annie (Toni Collette) and her family find themselves haunted by past memories and tragedy, but soon learn that not everything is as it appears. Like a sick and twisted recreation of “A Series of Unfortunate Events”, this family is plagued by pain and utterly poor luck. I don’t want […]
Mara (2018)
Kate Fuller, a criminal psychologist working for the police, is assigned to the murder of a man who has been strangled in his sleep by an ancient demon which kills people in their sleep, and the only witness is their eight-year-old daughter, Sophie. As you might have guessed, the demon is “Mara”, who’s like a […]
Summer of 84 (2018)
A group of neighborhood teenage friends spend the summer of 1984 playing outside, fawning over the girl next door, and stalking their neighbor who they think might be a serial killer. Think ‘Disturbia’ meets ‘The Goonies’. From the directors of ‘Turbo Kid’ (and not much else), this retro-styled thriller truly is something out of left […]
Slender Man (2018)
A group of teenage girls haphazardly summons a well-dressed, faceless entity which terrorizes them and the ones they love. For those not familiar with “Slender Man”, either from online stories or video games, he is a fictional character created in 2009 that steals children and has a tall, slender, faceless appearance. I first heard the […]